Magic of Deduction

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so I wonder what it's like for their kids

Daughter:
But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss:
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss:
I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss:
SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter:
Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss:
CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta:
ALSO
Peeta:
YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta:
SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter:
Dad why are you even-
Peeta:
MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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My dad's Reichenbach theory:
Sherlock jumped, and when John got hit by the bike, Iron Man swooped in and saved Sherlock. This is because Robert Downey Jr. is also Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlocks must stick together.